I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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