Who did Billy Mays play for?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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