I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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