the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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