what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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