you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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