He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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