You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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