tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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