But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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