Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
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