i'm lost and i look like a hooker
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize