your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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