But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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