RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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