There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
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I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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