2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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