I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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