Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Bring me that man meat
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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