dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
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