idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
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