If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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