some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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