blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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