you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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