someone get that fucking seahorse.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Little spoons don't ask big questions
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
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