i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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