After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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