Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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