I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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