i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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