chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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