therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize
