I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
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