Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Be still, my beating vagina.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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