whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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