I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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