My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
The feeling are messing with the penis
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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