She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
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You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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