We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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