Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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