belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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