I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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