I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
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Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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