Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
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My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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