No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
