Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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