My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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