I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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