textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize