She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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