The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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