There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
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the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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