I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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