The maid of honor just puked.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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