My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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