She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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