everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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