you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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