They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.