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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?

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(573): Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night? http://tfl.nu/dwv8

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(315): View more from New York

Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.

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(315): Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left. http://tfl.nu/77za

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(301): View more from Maryland

If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?

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Get out now.

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(301): If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me? (513): Get out now. http://tfl.nu/w3kk

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The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.

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(289): The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight. http://tfl.nu/z22w

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(407): View more from Florida

Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.

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(407): Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine. http://tfl.nu/l8j9

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(513): View more from Ohio

New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.

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(513): New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity. http://tfl.nu/ob6h

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(804): View more from Virginia

.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you

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(804): .....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you http://tfl.nu/s188

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(305): View more from Florida

Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.

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(305): Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright. http://tfl.nu/jxj8

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?

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Yes and yes

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(920): Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend? (1-920): Yes and yes http://tfl.nu/cdzo

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That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"

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(440): That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone" http://tfl.nu/gip2

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Cockoligist

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Yes, one may refer to me as that.

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I should make business cards.

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(780): Cockoligist (587): Yes, one may refer to me as that. (587): I should make business cards. http://tfl.nu/nsw3

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(609): View more from New Jersey

When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.

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(609): When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome. http://tfl.nu/ourm

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning

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Damnit.

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(832): If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning (1-832): Damnit. http://tfl.nu/shac

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(203): View more from Connecticut

A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back

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(203): A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back http://tfl.nu/hy98

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(404): View more from Georgia

yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants

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(404): yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants http://tfl.nu/r49e

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