I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)