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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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  You still have to go anyway

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  Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?

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• (559): View more from California

  today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word

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  dude its may

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  Work with me here, man.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard

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• (716): View more from New York

  It will be interesting

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  Isn't that your life's motto?

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)

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