eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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